Monday, May 10, 2010

3 HRS AT THE AT CHENNAI CENTRAL WAITING ROOM (Part 1)

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS NARRATION ARE ABSOLUTELY REAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE WHOM AM REFERRIN IN D POST IS PURELY INTENTIONAL AND EVERYTHIN IS EXEMPTED FOR ME AS ITS MY 1ST BLOG :)
I'll be narrating wat happened and wil be poetically describin in CAPITAL CASE wat was goin so my mind while all dat was happenin :)
It all started wen i was leavin chennai after appearin my AIIMS pg entrance
(KYA IMTEHAAN THA WO HUM AB TAK BHULA NA PAYE,SAWAL TO KHUBSURAT THE PAR OPTIONS SAMAJH NA PAYE)
I was very happy as i had done my exam very wel n was so excited dat i reached chennai central railway station at 8 thou my train was at 11. Sitting in d waiting room,waiting for some1 who was comin in my life tonight to take me off ,(OF COURSE MY TRAIN :)) i was speakin to my frnd about how i did my exam. I was enjoying the view of chennai from the gallery of the waiting room,i saw a cop coming towards me
(KYA KHATA HUI HAI MUJHSE JO AAPKI AAHAT IDHAR HUI,MAINE TO KABHI BHI AAPKO RUSWA NAHI KIYA)
He crossed me n then i heard a mother running around her son bout 4yrs old n who had taken the pledge to make her mother a 100m running champion on the mother's day. She ran all corners of the waiting room and to all of our relief she succeeded. N then there was a tamil family beside me who were so against of me comin to chennai for exam. Head of d family,a retd military man MR.AMBAJI wit his hyperacoustic tone in his voice asked me "why did you prefer chennai wen mumbai was there as an option and it was nearer to ur city?" i thought UNCLE EXAM S JUST AN EXCUSE,I KNEW I'LL MEET PRINCESS OF MY DREAMS HERE :) Then i replied Uncle I am familiar to chennai and have been here before but not mumbai. Then suddenly from nowhere Tail of the family replied from behind i.e his wife MRS AMBAJI.. I referred her Tail of d family coz d way uncle had a command over her actions,i doubt if poor aunty gets A chance to speak. She said "wat do you know about chennai? Many people who live here from years too get tricked" i thanked her in my mind a lot for hinting me dat it was none other than her who got tricked ;). At this moment i got a cal from my mom,n thanked her a ton from rescuing from the "WHY DID YOU COME TO CHENNAI family"
After speakin to her i turned back n thought it better to shift my place n i sat beside a man about 40 yrs old n whose dressing sense was shouting that I WAS MR.COOL IN MY COLLEGE DAYS AND YES ALL YOU GUYS LEARN WATS F.A.S.H.I.O.N FROM ME
wearing a T shirt wit quote "All men are intelligent and the rest are married" i greeted him wit a smile,MR SENTHIL n asked him wher was he from,he replied he was from cochin. I tried to impress him wit d Li'l malayalam which i knew OH NINGAL NAAD COCHIN ,TAANGAL IPPO EVUDE POWA ? (Oh your native s cochin,where r u headin towards?) N that proved to be d suicidable question of MY life.. After that question i had awaken a Real mallu guy who was waiting since decades to speak malayalam,he was bombing on me wit millions of malayalam sentences of which i could understand only few. I WAS cursing myself for asking this question. It was all goin too good for me until i saw his T Shirt again and now i couldn't stop my Way long held question which was waiting to jump from my mind now.. Mr senthil are you married? Then i got the most expected answer YES AM MARRIED n i realised the very moment why dis poor man s wearing cool T's n wasn't smiling by d thought to go to kolkata... Coz his better half or BITTER HALF was waitin ther 4him:) n my battery started crying as always BATTERY LOW n i headed towards the charging point,ther was already two guys fighting for it AMIT n SHAHID ,AMIT who s tall wit a deep voice, MBA grad n workin in mumbai had an official visit to chennai n SHAHID a MBA aspirant wit an avg ht,wel built body wearing a tight T n his eyes searching all the gorgeous girls in the railway station,i wished HIS EYES ARE A BETTER SCANNER THAN THE CT SCAN,HE SHOULD DONATE HIS EYES TO THE MEDICAL FIELD FOR APPLICATION IN DIAGNOSING UNSEEN DISORDERS;) ,so Amit and shahid reminding me of our BIG B who's established n CLONE SRK who's on his way yet... I came up wit a plan dat whomever's train is earlier he'll charge 1st n i knew it was my train 1st ;) they agreed and i won the charging point,it was easier than spelling the letter "A"

6 comments:

  1. Awesome buddy! Enjoyed reading every part of it. And I hate dat "WHY DID YOU COME TO CHENNAI family" :) Reading only giving me shocks! LOL. Hope u get d gal soon ;) but on a separate note nice one to start with. Keep blogging. Trust me its super kewl! :)

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  2. @rahul Thanx a million bro :) tried my best :) Thanx to you ,@aayan and @Apjadhao for inspiring me :)

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  3. @rahul And i got ur valuable comment :) don want d girl now :) i just know her name thats it :)

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  4. Nice post dude...
    good one to start blogging with

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  5. nice post dear.....straight frm heart....gud start........keep writing !!!

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  6. Oye Hoye... Next chetan in making.... Good narration... with enough masala like chetan novel to keep hook up with the Blog.... good one dude :) not bad for the first timer.

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